lundi 17 mars 2008

Histoire Drôle : Vous avez dit Litchis ?

Un avion de diplomates s'écrase dans la jungle, il y a trois rescapés, un Français, un Américain et un Belge.

Ils sont immédiatement capturés par la tribu locale.
Le chef s'approche et dit :

« Voila, comme aujourd'hui nous avons récupéré assez de viande pour passer l'hiver, je vous propose un marché : si vous voulez rester en vie, il faut passer deux épreuves ! »


La première : nous ramener chacun 100 fruits de la forêt vierge, et pour la deuxième on verra plus tard !

L'américain refuse : « Je m'oppose à toute forme de chantage en vertu des droits de l'homme ». Le chef du village l'attrape et lui coupe la tête.




Le Belge et le Français pétrifiés acceptent. Le chef donne à chacun un sac et les conduits à l'orée de la forêt vierge.
Le français revient le premier avec un sac plein de litchis.

Le chef le félicite, réunit le conseil du village et lui dit :
Maintenant nous pouvons passer à la deuxième épreuve : Il faut que tu te rentres un par un chaque fruit dans le cul sans crier, sans rire et sans parler, après nous te laisserons la vie sauve.

Aussitôt dit, le français s'exécute avec beaucoup de mal... 1, 2, 3...96, 97, 98ème litchi, et là, il éclate de rire.

Le chef l'attrape et pan il lui coupe la tête.

Il arrive aux portes du paradis et Saint-Pierre l'interroge :
- Je ne comprends pas, j'ai suivi toute la scène et vous aviez pratiquement réussi la deuxième épreuve ! Comment se fait-il que vous ayez craqué au 98ème litchi ?

C'est la faute du belge, quand je l'ai vu arriver avec ses noix de coco…



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